if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead
get on my fukken level
the thing about this that stands out to me is that the cheapest bad dragon toys are $55 each. that’s size small, single color, single firmness, no cumtube. this is obviously not the case for all, by my count, sixty-five of these dildos. some are definitely in large or extra large sizes, meaning they’re about $150-200 each. i’m not going to do extensive math or try to estimate the price of each one on the site, but i am extremely confident in saying that this image is displaying between four and ten thousand dollars of bad dragon merchandise.
that is fucking hardcore.
well, heres this
Ellen is my spirit animal
are we not going to talk about Selena Gomez
If a guy is mean to you just send him this pic
Yes, if a guy is *mean* to you, the obvious reaction is to consider mutilating his penis. Cool, next time a girl calls me a mean name, I’ll seriously think about ripping her clit off.
the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
My vows are going to be, “I hate almost everything in the world, but you are that one thing that I can kind of tolerate.”
that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY
because its happy
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
*Gets up from seat and leaves*
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
This explains tumblr
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